So far I’ve found a packet of beef Oxo cubes and a letter from the founder, owner, managing director and general dogsbody of a seed company.
What’s The Most Interesting Item In Your Handbag Today?
December 14th, 2009 
Luggage Boy 
Posted in Q & A 
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Well, it’s not really my purse; it’s my mother’s-in-law. She’s 81 and has to use a walker to get around at the shopping mall, where I.ve taken her this morning. She asked me to carry her purse, and what could I say but “Sure.” Since my wife died, we’ve become really close.
I can’t just go rummaging through the bag, but since it’s open at the top, I can see some pretty neat stuff. There’s something round and brown, half inch across, that looks edible. I’m not sure if it’s for her or her poodle, which fortunately she left at home.Then there are three remote controls, one for the garage door, and one each for the side and main gates to her house. It’s just a cheap bungalow but she’s got everything but a moat in the way of security.
And there’s a spray thingy that I think contains Mace, which gave me the confidence to wink and smirk at the big dude with tattooes who glanced at my purse and sneered at me just before we came in this store where I’ve logged on while Mom Kay shops.
CW
Well I think it has to be my notes on my ongoing research for the book I’m writing on how to be a man pretending to be a women.
I just finished shopping for a new bra and some panties, and now I’m in the restroom checking this place out. Actually, the BR is rather boring since there’s no one else in here. It’s recently been painted so there’s not even any graffiti in here. Bummer. Well, that’s my notes for now and back in the bag they go.
My next book’s going to be on the most imagination firing questions I’ve seen and answered on Y!A, with a special chapter on the biggest whoppers I told there that got picked as best answers. I need a few more to fill up the chapter.
I’m giving your question a star here and it’ll almost certainly be in my book.
CJ
Just my purse, a tesco bag [how betraying to waitrose], a half eaten french stick, a corkscrew, wine opener, my spare car key, perfume, half a comb andddddd a cardigan that has a load of ink stains on from art.
I would have to say it’s my Eyebrow Stencil. Just in case I want to go wild and graffiti some eyebrows all over the place when no one’s looknig.
p.s. You could make a soup with what’s in your bag, you could!
Muddy socks and an empty Red Bull can.http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind…
chocolate and more chocolate .I am supposed to be dieting you see but what is the Chocolate doing in there I better get it out and give it away
A paper MacDonalds Bag and headphones to an old Sony Ericsson’s phone.
a tiny glass ball with some green thingy in it (: it’s from an old Chinese (i think) game which i don’t know how to play =)
A can of motor grease – shhh…
poptart wrapper. smores =]
Tony the Tiger’s false teeth.
John H
Would you believe me if I said it was Barack Obama’s Blackberry?
Hilly
A giant can of Lift+, movie stubs and a tampon explosion.
SIPPPY CUPS FOR THE GRANDKIDS AND A TOY THAT COULD BE USED FOR OTHER THING!
A stapler and a tape measure!
a speeding ticket and a key to my neighbors house
Money !
I never have money in there..
some mouldy lemon bonbons, 7 year old receipts and dog treats
My .22
My mp3 player.
probably my dental floss lol i ever use it but its just there…